Production on the next film has commenced, and the rumors are true: a Llama is indeed involved.

While the piece is top secret, here are a few hints for you Loyal Lovelies:

1. The Llama will star as “LlaMama.” 2. A mold and mildew-infested cesspool-of-a-van was recently purchased from a dead man in upper Washington state. Delivered on a rickety trailer through a stormy night, the sputtering, smoking beast barely runs, yet will feature heavily in the piece. 3. For all of you interested in psychology, the relationship between the co-stars is, to say the least, dysfunctional. 4. All Llama footage is filmed. 5. We are lining up human extras for up-coming shoots. 6. The Llama did not spit at the crew while filming, nor did any of the crew spit at it. They likely wanted to spit at me, but refrained due to sound professionalism.

Until next time, and as always, Peace, love and more authentic art (& humans) on this bizarre, yet wondrous little rock in space-time,

-Linz