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Ceramic, plastic, and acrylic paint, 24”H x 20”W x 12”D. $50,000 + Shipping

“I love Pickle Vision.” - Legendary Artist and Fine Arts Professor, Stephen Kaltenbach

Pickle Vision was born of a gallery’s request to create a Roy De Forest-themed piece for a De Forest-themed show. Having no clue of him or his work, Linz initially balked at the offer. Where would the respect for De Forest’s work be in a clueless, misguided homage? With some prodding, Linz agreed to research this De Forest fellow and see if any ideas came to mind. If so, do the show, if not, bow out.

Even after spying De Forest’s entire catalogue, no ideas for the show came. The crude, child-like renderings of people and dogs, and dogs, and dogs…did not resonate. Then, after someone’s suggestion to listen to an interview with De Forest, a single-word golden nugget revealed itself: “TV.” De Forest said that watching plenty of it inspired his work. A completed piece immediately came to mind and it was time to take a swing at this. Stepping away from clay, working Pickle Vision turned out to be a fresh (and wily) way to render a piece (the wiles there are another story for another time…).

Unsurprisingly, the completed Pickle Vision was installed isolated in the far corner of the gallery, utterly unrelated to the rest of the show. Anyone with at least OneEye (uh-oh, another refernece to that novel, Necropoly…) could see that P.V. did not fit with any of the assembled homage pieces or De Forest in any way. Hiding out and watching peoples’ reactions from a afar, Linz and his cadre thrilled at the passing, puzzled faces. They were not ‘getting’ P.V. Not bothering to glance at any other piece, one woman peeked into the show room and hard-bee-lined to PV’s lonely corner. She furrowed and frowned up-close, read the piece's description tag, muttered some bitterness, huffed and stomped out of the gallery. It was beautiful. P.V. would have thought so as well were it sentient (hell, maybe it is…).

The cherry on top was the gallery’s day-shift volunteer wanting to shut the sculpture off while working. Why? The Strobe light behind the real TV vacuum glass screen clicked away unrepentantly and, it was assumed, irritated her senses. Legend has it that strobe lights, for 3% of epileptics, induce seizures. Maybe that nominal threat was a factor in the irritation?.

After many years, Pickle Vision has re-emerged and will likely irriate someone again. This incarnation? Pickle Vision movie. It had to be made.

Go experience the award-winning little beast, or go to your grave missing out on one of life’s most unique happenings.

24” x 29” x 6.5”; Wood, enamel, glass, steel, acrylic; wall-hanging, plug-in strobe effect; $75,000 + shipping

10.5” x 2”; Ceramic and enamel, wall-hanging; made-to-order; $300 + Shipping

“14 L, Ceramic & Acrylic $3,000 + Shipping

10” x 3”, wall-hanging; made-to-order, signed & numbered; $300 + Shipping; Custom color's/finishes upon request (additional $200)

A GIANT mouse trap not for rodents, but humans. Fortune cookies always make the best bait…3ft L x 1.5ft W; Ceramic, acrylic, copper, steel; $20,000 + shipping

A GIANT mouse trap not for rodents, but humans. Fortune cookies always make the best bait…3ft L x 1.5ft W; Ceramic, acrylic, copper, steel; $8,000 + Shipping

A GIANT mouse trap not for rodents, but humans. Fortune cookies always make the best bait…3ft L x 1.5ft W; Ceramic, acrylic, copper, steel; $8,000 + Shipping

Ceramic, acrylic, polyester; Life-size; $12,000 + shipping

A HUGE slice of pizza at 40” L x 23”W x 3.5” D; ceramic and acrylic; wall-hanging; $8,000 + shipping

Can you find the face of the Jeez on this giant slice? Riffing off of the almost-everyday occurrence of spying the Jeez in everything: toast, windows, spaghetti, fried eggs, a dog’s anus. Jeez needed to be found in the most delicious food ever concocted by the human ape.

*If he really wanted us to eat his body, he would have had more success with pizza in lieu of crackers. Insert ancient Latin mumbling HERE.

Affectionately known as “Funcle Sham”, this ceiling-hanging monstrosity enjoys bombing innocent civilians from above.

3ft long x 4ft wing span; Ceramic, steel, polyester, cotton & acrylic; $12,000 + shipping

Affectionately known as “Funcle Sham”, this ceiling-hanging monstrosity enjoys bombing innocent civilians from above.

3ft long x 4ft wing span; Ceramic, steel, polyester, cotton & acrylic; $8,000 + Shipping

A HUGE, vintage style blender at 54”H x 25”W/D; ceramic, steel, polyester, resin & acrlyic; $12,000 + shipping

Once upon a time, just after 911, there were millions of willfully ignorant, war-mongering zealots who screamed for revenge, blind-obliteration-style. I recall many of them vociferously and shamelessly calling to, “Just nuke the Middle East.” We nearly came to blows standing there so resolutely and nude after showers in the gym. At the time, I thought, wow, like ancient Greece… One old lady, infuriated by a NO WAR sign in my 1960 Chevy’s rear window, ran me off the road and capped the maneuver with an impressive thunder finger.

Once upon a time, just after 911, there were millions of willfully ignorant, war-mongering zealots who screamed for revenge, blind-obliteration-style. I recall many of them vociferously and shamelessly calling to, “Just nuke the Middle East.” We nearly came to blows standing there so resolutely and nude after showers in the gym. At the time, I thought, wow, like ancient Greece… One old lady, infuriated by a NO WAR sign in my 1960 Chevy’s rear window, ran me off the road and capped the maneuver with an impressive thunder finger.

54”H x 25”W/D; Ceramic, steel, polyester, resin & acrlyic; $8,000 + Shipping

The condition of (any) god’s mailbox over the millennia and the latest (failed) effort to expose the contents by non-believers. As with Wile E. Coyote and his lousy Acme products, an exercise in utter futility no matter the targeted god or gods.

10”H x 12”Dx 7”W; Ceramic, wood, steel & acrylic; $2,500 + shipping

A year 2100 laser gun slinger, Gumbot and 500 other replicas were created to take care of the human overpopulation crisis. They performed their job so well, most of the Earth’s 20 billion were eradicated in just 3 months. The 3 million lucky enough to survive the extermination program are beyond grateful and cherish the scant remaining natural resources. The problem is, some radical snuck into UniGov and sabotaged this Gumbot. His yellow wire was cut, rendering him an indiscriminate killer. UniGov had all the Gumbots wired to spare all UniGov officials, U.S. politicians and billionaires. Now even Gumbot’s creators will face his laser blasts. Humans are finished, but all other creatures rebound and flourish.

35”H x 17”W x 16”D; Ceramic, aluminum, plastic & acrylic $5,000 + Shipping